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Old 04-19-2005, 19:31   #1 (permalink)
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A man is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street.
Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.


The man is stunned and the Genie says,

"Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."





The man begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."

Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."



The Genie grants him his wish.





When the man gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it.

He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.

Then he smells the liquid.

Smells like tequila.

So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.




The man yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!"



She comes running down the hall and the man takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.


Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted.

The two drank and partied all night.




The next night the man comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses.

The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.




Finally Friday night comes and the man comes home and tells his wife, "Consuela grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila."




His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.



The man begins to fill the glass and when he fills it, his wife asks him,

"But Quierdo, why do we need only one glass?"




He raised the glass and says,



"Because tonight, mi amor, you drink from the Bottle.




Arriba !!!




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Old 04-20-2005, 11:17   #2 (permalink)
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it's so bad.
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Old 04-26-2005, 19:44   #3 (permalink)
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What???? This isn't funny?
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Now that was cool
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