redneck solution

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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting
when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and
falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing;
his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone
and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,"I think
Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice
says,"Just take it easy and follow my
instructions.

First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence......
and then a shot is heard. The redneck's voice
comes back on the line,"Okay, now what?"