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Old 04-19-2005, 13:27   #1 (permalink)
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WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a Naval conference that included
admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French
Navies.

At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half
dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the
countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that
we
always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking
French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn't have to speak German."

Suddenly the group became very quiet.
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Old 04-19-2005, 13:31   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2005, 13:32   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2005, 13:36   #4 (permalink)
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