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04-18-2005, 16:03
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| Sabot Slinger   |  A letter to the airlines Subject: The Airlines Dear Sirs: I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end and the airline industry would have record sales. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
__________________ Toujours Pret! |
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04-18-2005, 20:18
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| Icing Queen   | Re: A letter to the airlines Good one! Leave it to Billy! 
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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04-19-2005, 13:36
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| Non-Commissioned Officer  | Re: A letter to the airlines dear me
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