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04-18-2005, 14:55
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| Non-Commissioned Officer  |  Years best headlines, hope not a repeat. The Year’s Best Headlines Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that sign right? |
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04-18-2005, 17:48
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   | Re: Years best headlines, hope not a repeat. How do headlines like these get published? Aren't there editors for this kind of thing...
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04-19-2005, 11:40
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| Non-Commissioned Officer | Re: Years best headlines, hope not a repeat. Quote:
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04-19-2005, 11:56
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   | Re: Years best headlines, hope not a repeat. hahaha.
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