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| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | Prince Charles was driving through the kingdom when he accidentally hit his mum's favorite dog, a corgi named Bess. Knowing his mum would be upset, he sat there crying and noticed a lamp in the sand. Picking up the lamp he rubbed it and a genie appeared and told him could have a wish for freeing him from the lamp. Prince Charles showed him the dog and asked if he could fix it, to which the genie, "I am afraid not , it is too far gone" do you have any other wishes? The Prince took out two pictures, one of Lady Di and the other of Camilla Parker Bowles. He told the genie he was once married to this woman, showing him Di's picture, and she passed away. I am marrying this woman, showing him Camilla's picture, can you make her as beautiful as my first wife? The genie studied both pictures, and said, "Let's take another look at the dog" |
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