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| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The very proper lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say, "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "I justa tella my friend how to spella Mississippi." |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | LMFAO!!!!! That's great!
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