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| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | A man sent his wife the following fax: ; "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed -- I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table. "My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, >although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 more often >than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before >lunchtime tomorrow." |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | LMAO! Showed him!
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| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | now that's the kind of math I can appreciate
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