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04-14-2005, 21:15
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| Non-Commissioned Officer  |  Nurse Nancy (risque) Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. 'She's incredibly mixed up,' said one doctor. 'She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He **** near died on us!' The second doctor said, 'That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy **** near exploded!' Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. 'Oh my God!', said the first doctor, 'I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil.!!!!!!!! |
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04-14-2005, 23:15
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Nurse Nancy (risque) LMAO! 
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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04-20-2005, 11:56
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| Non-Commissioned Officer  | Re: Nurse Nancy (risque) bad bad bad
__________________ Alan Shore: Denny, I refuse to shoot you. Denny Crane: You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?" ~Boston Legal~ Winner of the 2007 Trackpads Peeping Tom Award  Click on the banner if you are up to the challenge! |
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