The Way Children See Things ..

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The Way Children See Things ..
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> NUDITY
> I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
> when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
> She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout
> from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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> HONESTY
> My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
> dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it
> in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
> bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with
> a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell
> in the toilet a few days ago.
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> KETCHUP
> A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
> During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
> answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
> Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
> now. She's hitting the bottle."
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> MORE NUDITY
> A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
> locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
> grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in
> amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little
> boy before?"
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> ELDERLY
> While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
> shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon
> rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
> wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at
> a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
> inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered,
> "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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> DRESS-UP
> A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
> her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
> suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache
> the next morning."
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> SCHOOL
> A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
> wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and
> they won't let me talk!"
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> BIBLE
> A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he
> fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
> picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had
> been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy
> called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young
> boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
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ROFLMAO I love it.