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Old 04-14-2005, 10:57   #1 (permalink)
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George Carlin has spoken........... (His wife recently died...)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - cross and mouthy comedian of
the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent ...and so very
appropriate.

The paradox of our time in history is that we have

taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider

freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,

but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have

bigger houses and smaller families, more

conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees

but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,

more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but

less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too

recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get

too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read

too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our

values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.


We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.

We've added years to life not life to years. We've

been all the way to the moon and back, but have

trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.

We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've

done larger things, but not better things.


We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We

write more, but learn less. We plan more, but

accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to

wait. We build more computers to hold more

information, to produce more copies than ever, but

we communicate less and less.


These are the times of fast foods and slow

digestion, big men and small character, steep

profits and shallow relationships. These are the

days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier

houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick

trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one

night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do

everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a

time when there is much in the showroom window and

nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can

bring this letter to you, and a time when you can

choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.


Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,

because they are not going to be around forever.


Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to

you in awe, because that little person soon will

grow up and leave your side.


Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,

because that is the only treasure you can give with

your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.


Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and

your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and

an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep

inside of you.


Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for

someday that person will not be there again.


Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time

to share the precious thoughts in your mind.


AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we

take, but by the moments that take our breath away. >

If you don't send this on ….who cares?

George Carlin
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Carlin is my fav-or-ite funny man been following him for years. You know he was a College English Lit Prof prior to going on the Stage.
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I think that comedians spend a lot of time observing the world around them for material for their routines, and so they have more opportunity to be impacted by other lessons in life. Funny how things we do for a purpose can pay dividends in other areas, huh?
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I always liked alot of stuff that Carlin has done. Beast never realized his background in literature though. Interesting
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