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Old 04-14-2005, 02:27   #1 (permalink)
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An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.


Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.


The moral of the story?



If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your a** good-bye.
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Old 04-14-2005, 02:32   #2 (permalink)
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Just cant PLEASE everyone, huh ?
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Old 04-15-2005, 01:33   #3 (permalink)
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An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.


Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.


The moral of the story?



If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your a** good-bye.
I love it! It is such a marvelous summary of the stuff that goes on in most talk sites on the Internet! I often believe that if Einstein had written up his Theory of Relativity for the Internet (had such been possible then), or Hawking, his thoughts on black holes in the Universe, there would have been a plethora of non-scientists writing back to tell them in effect, how incredibly stupid they were!
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LMAO that is about the truth.
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