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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | While I was vacationing in Florida, my 1993 station wagon broke down. The nearest dealership turned out to be mammoth in size. My car was given to mechanics called the Blue Team, and I was directed to the guest lounge, which had coffee, doughnuts, reading material and TV. As I was drinking my first coffee, I heard a soft feminine voice say, "Mrs. Graham, your Lincoln Continental is ready." This was followed by, "Mr. Francis, your Crown Victoria is ready." Just as I finished a second coffee, I heard: "Mr. Jones, your Grand Marquis is ready. Mr. Little, your Lincoln Town car is ready." There was a pause, then, "Mr. Taylor, your car is ready."
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