Simple Questions / Simple Answers

[Snowden]

-Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
-Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
-Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
-What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
-What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
-What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
-What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
-What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
-Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
-Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
-Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

[USMC5831]

LOL some good ones in there.