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Old 03-19-2005, 11:50   #1 (permalink)
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Yard Work Sign Language!

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can't hear.



So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions.
("I need the rake.")



She replies by pointing to her eye ,
grabbing her left breast,
slaps her butt, then rubs her crotch.




The man is confused and runs upstairs.

"What? What was that?" "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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Old 03-19-2005, 13:52   #2 (permalink)
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