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Old 03-14-2005, 14:29   #1 (permalink)
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A generously endowed young lady at college often got teased by her sorority sisters for being so top-heavy.

At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she would like to drink.

"Diet soda, please," she replied.

"Oh, you must be the double D," he said.

The girl was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends had divulged such personal information. "And just what do you mean by that?" she snapped.

Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly answered, "Oh, you know -- the Designated Driver."
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Old 03-14-2005, 20:47   #2 (permalink)
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