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03-13-2005, 23:16
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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  The 'Buffalo Theory' As explained by Cliff Clavin of "Cheers"..... One afternoon Cliff was explaining the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. Here's how it went: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells, making a faster and more efficient machine. and...so, that's why you always feel smarter after a few cold ones."
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03-14-2005, 08:34
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| Icing Queen   | Re: The 'Buffalo Theory' Give her a few cold ones. She'll figure it out in no time. 
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