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03-12-2005, 01:01
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| Pending User   |  Why it's bad to be a blonde in a horror movie? YOU GET KILLED!! Plain and simple. Let's look at the facts, shall we?? Susan Backlinie - Jaws: Eaten by shark. Result: DEAD! Sarah Michelle Gellar - Scream 2: Stabbed and thrown out of a window. Result: DEAD! Drew Barrymore - Scream: Stabbed and gutted like a fish, then hung from a tree. Result: DEAD! Chick on banana-boat in Jaws - The Revenge: Eaten by shark. Result: DEAD! Carmen Electra - Scary Movie: Stabbed, and stabbed some more. Result: DEAD!! Rose McGowan - Scream: Crushed by car door after trying to escape through catflap (dumbass). Result: DEAD (and in a pretty gnarly way, too!)!! Jenny McCarthy - Scream 3: Flung through a plate glass window, then stabbed. Result: DEAD as Dillinger. HOWEVER, if you're a brunette or redhead, your chances of survival are pretty high, at least until a couple of sequels in. Let's look at the facts: Jenny Agutter - An American Werewolf In London - got boned by the werewolf. Result: probably had a werewolf baby (which resulted in the God-awful sequel ...In Paris): LIVED Jamie Lee Curtis - Hallowe'en - chased around and suffered a few cuts and bruises (and a sh*tload of psychotherapy besides). Result: LIVES (until one of the really lame recent sequels). Heather Langenkamp - Nightmare on Elm Street: chased around her nightmares by a hideous childkiller (I have similar dreams, only they are ex-girlfriends, equally hideous, however!). Result: LIVES, only to buy the farm in NOES-3. You see, people, if you are planning an acting career, DYE YOUR HAIR!! That way, you live to the end of the movie! Here endeth the lesson!  |
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03-12-2005, 01:20
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Why it's bad to be a blonde in a horror movie? Yaser, you make me glad I was always a brunette! 
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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