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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | My friend Rick was attempting to start his small bulldozer. When the battery wore down after several tries, he brought his car up to give it a boost. But then his car ran out of gas. So his wife drove in to town, a couple of kilometres away, to get some more. After about an hour, she finally showed up carrying a 20-litre can of gas. When Rick asked where her car was, she said she’d run out of gas on her way back and had to walk home. Rick looked at her in amazement. "Why didn’t you use the gas you were carrying?" "I didn’t think of it," she replied sheepishly.
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 | |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | If he had planned ahead, none of this would have happened! ![]()
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 | |
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