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03-11-2005, 18:32
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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Three Little Pigs .. NY style One of my old favorites, sent to me some time ago by my first born son, the RC priest: Three Little Pigs .. NY style Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!! So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said 'Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house. So the stick pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, " I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!! So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down." So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living crap out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf, then they got back into their limo and drove off. The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked. "Those were my cousins from THE BRONX..........the Guinea Pigs."
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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03-11-2005, 20:51
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Three Little Pigs .. NY style LMAO! Good to see your son has a sense of humor!
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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03-12-2005, 01:30
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| Racy Ol' Lady | Re: Three Little Pigs .. NY style Quote:
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 | |
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