Notes For The Milkman

[Snowden]

These are actual notes left for the Milkman

"Dear Milkman,
***I've just had a baby, please leave another one."
*** "Please leave an extra pint of paralyzed milk."
***"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it."
***"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby, and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."
***"Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way 'round."
***"When you leave my milk, knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the
mattress."
***"Please knock. My TV's broken down, and I missed last night's SOPRANOS. If you saw it, will you tell me what
happened?"
***"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver, or do I have to shake the bottle?"
***"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbor
told me."
***"Milk is needed for the baby.Father is unable to supply it."
***"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and
Saturdays when I don't want any milk."
***"My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on
kitchen table, because we want to play bingo tonight."
***"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"
***"When you come with the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out, and put newspaper inside the screen door.
P.S. Don't leave any milk."
***"No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice

[Bluehawk]

This is all pretty funny actually... I grew up on a dairy farm

Our family owned three big ones around the county, only one still exists, though we couldn't keep it in business after 1955 or so.

For many many years (before my time) our elders would deliver milk door to door.

[drs84]

LOL, those are some interesting request for the poor milkman.

[Snowden]

Originally Posted by Wingwiper

This is all pretty funny actually... I grew up on a dairy farm

Our family owned three big ones around the county, only one still exists, though we couldn't keep it in business after 1955 or so.

For many many years (before my time) our elders would deliver milk door to door.

All those wonderful conveniences are gone now, Blue. No milk delivery, no public transportation locally, no bread man or even the door-to-door salesmen! My mother used to call the grocery store and they brought the food to the house, carrying it around to the kitchen entrance.

They were good times; and the milkmen who got these notes most likely understood exactly what was meant.

Except for that last one.. dead until further notice?!!

[USMC5831]

LMAO those are funny.