So True

[Snowden]

1. Birds of a feather flock together, and then crap on your car.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
10. He who hesitates is probably right.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
14. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
15. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!


LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH

[drs84]

Originally Posted by Snowden

14. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

LOL, so very true.

[Snowden]

Trust me, this one is true too:

1. Birds of a feather flock together, and then crap on your car.

This is especially noticable down here during the winter months when the Canada geese are in residence.

[USMC5831]

Those are all funny. My son would agree with teh one about his middle name I think it was 13.

[drs84]

Originally Posted by Snowden

Trust me, this one is true too:

1. Birds of a feather flock together, and then crap on your car.

This is especially noticable down here during the winter months when the Canada geese are in residence.

Oh man out here it's seagles. Everytime I see them flying in groups all I think about is Finding Nemo and them all saying, "Mine, mine, mine..."

[Snowden]

Originally Posted by drs84

Oh man out here it's seagles. Everytime I see them flying in groups all I think about is Finding Nemo and them all saying, "Mine, mine, mine..."

I know the feeling, drs84!

[filthybeast]

Sweet very sweet