Humor: Kid’s Wisdom

[Snowden]

* Before a 1000 ton ship will float someone has to misplace 1000 tons of water. This is the captain’s job.
* Specific gravity is the direction of straight down.
* When a gun is fired, if you don’t see the smoke before you hear the noise, you’re dead.
* This damp weather is hard on my science.
* My experimental materials are a box of matches, a candle and an empty glass of water.
* Voltage tells the age of electricity.
* Molecules move. It is true! ( When we are not looking, of course.)
* The way to get a magnet to work is to mark it with an N.
* Q: What are the three dimensions of matter?
A: Interior, exterior and ulterior.
* Q: If you put the tip of a thermometer in boiling water, what would it say?
A: Take me out! Take me out!
* A weather vane tells the direction of the wind. When the wind blows in various directions, use a varicose
vane.
* It is a well-known fact that opposites attract. That is why magnets works and boys marry girls.
* Bodies of water come from the Dead Sea.
* Thunder is the noise that air makes when lightning jumps through it. So would anybody.
* Thunder does all the barking but it’s the lightning that bites.
* Just think what God can make from something when He made this whole world from nothing.

[USMC5831]

I like the one about the gun firing.

[conlor]

* Thunder does all the barking but it’s the lightning that bites.


That's pretty good!