Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road???

[USA11B]

Kindergarten Teacher:
To get to the other side.

PLATO:
For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY:
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

HIPPOCRATES:
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed" the black man
in order to trample him, you see, and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their
motives called into question.

MOSES:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken:
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross
the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of the
crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the
heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2005, which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE:
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road
at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are
now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your
frame of reference.

BUDDHA:
Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
The chicken did not cross the road....it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one????

[conlor]

LMAO! I liked Col. Sanders!

[drs84]

LOL...all those minds, and still no answer that everyone can agree on.

[USMC5831]

Originally Posted by conlor

LMAO! I liked Col. Sanders!

You and me both.