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Old 03-06-2005, 19:56   #1 (permalink)
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The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House".
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!"
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, "The funeral director."
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Old 03-06-2005, 21:27   #2 (permalink)
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The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House".
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!"
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, "The funeral director."
Did my wife send you this story?????? I have lived this!
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Old 03-07-2005, 13:59   #3 (permalink)
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Did my wife send you this story?????? I have lived this!


Very funny Mac, my husband would say the same thing probably.

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Old 03-07-2005, 20:39   #4 (permalink)
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Sounds like something my girl would say.
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