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Old 03-06-2005, 19:53   #1 (permalink)
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He didn't like the casserole,
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard. . .
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
And was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him. . .
Like his mother used to do!
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Old 03-06-2005, 22:52   #2 (permalink)
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I hope that made him happy!
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