The Christian Thing To Do

[Snowden]

The Christian Thing To Do

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down
rain is asking for a push.
"Not a chance" says the husband-"It's three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"NO, I didn't-it's three in the morning and raining out!"
"Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago
when we broke down on vacation and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out i
nto the dark.
"Hello-are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing" the drunk replies.

[Woodmonkey]

[USMC5831]

ROFLMAO That is funny as ever.