| | |
| |||||||
| Forums | Register | Groups | Awards | Arcade | Pets | T-Bucks / T-Store | Invite Your Friends | Blogs | Mark Forums Read |
| Humor Jokes, Jokes and more Joke! Get an interesting one in the email? Share it! |
 Humor | |||||||||
|
|
|
|
| |||||
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools |
02-03-2005, 01:42
| #1 (permalink) |
| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Aspirin! Aspirin! Jane calls the doctor, freaking out. "Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?" The doctor asked Jane, "Are you sure it was a dozen?" The frantic mother says, "Absolutely! Doctor, I'm scared to death!" The doctor tells the mother, "Calm down. Is little Jimmy crying?" Jane says "No." "Is he sleeping?" asks the doctor. "No." says Jimmy's mom. The doctor goes on with routine questions, "Is his color funny?" Again Jane says "No." "Did Jimmy throw up?" asks the methodical doctor. "No." says the worried mom. "But I'm so scared. All that aspirin . . . shouldn't I do something?" To which the doctor says, "Try giving him a headache."
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
|      |
| Trackpads Information |
| |
|
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| |
|
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Aspirin therapy causes bruising for some | Snowden | Health and Fitness | 1 | 09-12-2006 15:59 |
| [News Feed] Aspirin Treatment Failure Warning | Forum Mouse | News Articles | 0 | 08-14-2005 04:00 |
| [News Feed] Long-term Aspirin Use May Incur Risk | Forum Mouse | News Articles | 0 | 06-03-2005 22:00 |
| [News Feed] Birthing A New Model Of Aspirin Therapy In Preeclampsia | Forum Mouse | News Articles | 0 | 04-09-2005 04:00 |
| The power of Aspirin (I loved this one) | ebbabc | Humor | 3 | 02-27-2005 23:13 |
 |  |  |
