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Old 02-03-2005, 01:26   #1 (permalink)
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Default Don't Dare Discuss it!

Don't Dare Discuss it!
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man.
But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height.
Or, should I say, his lack of it.
One day he stormed through the door and announced angrily,
"Someone just picked my pocket!"
Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for one who blurted out,
"How could anyone stoop so low?"
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