Crossing Jordan

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Crossing JORDAN

President's George W. Bush, Bill Clinton & John Kerry Crossing the Jordan:
Bill Clinton, John Kerry and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the
other side of the Jordan River, looking across at the Promised Land.
The Archangel Michael was standing on the opposite side and shouted over to the three surprised Americans,
"Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River."
As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured them by saying, "Don't worry. You will sink only proportionally
according to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned, the more you will sink into the water."
The three American sages of political lore looked at one another, trying todetermine who should be the first brave
soul to cross the Jordan River.
After some contemplation,George W. Bush volunteered to go first.
Slowly he began to wade out into the river, and slowly the water began to rise higher and higher, reaching to his waist.
George began to sweat, thinking that all of his sins were coming back to haunt him.
He was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other side.
Finally, after what seemed liked an eternity, he began to emerge on the rivers bank.
As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see which of the other brave souls was going next.
A shock of surprise registered on his face as he saw John Kerry almost in the middle of the river with his ankles barely
touching the water.
He turned to Michael and exclaimed,
"I know John Kerry. He is an acquaintance of mine, and he has sinned much, much more than that!"
Archangel Michael replied "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders."

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