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Old 02-01-2005, 17:12   #1 (permalink)
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Default Optimistic Wishing. . .

Optimistic Wishing. . .
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving,
is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race."
The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car.
The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells
the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.
The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area.
The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?"
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Old 02-01-2005, 17:24   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Optimistic Wishing. . .

Baaaaadddddd!
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Default Re: Optimistic Wishing. . .

ROFLMAO now that is funny.
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