Bizarre Laws of MONTANA

[Snowden]

Bizarre Laws of MONTANA

A man and a woman cannot have sex in any position other than missionary style. (Repealed)
Movies that depict acts of felonious crime cannot be shown.
A wife may not open her husband's mail.
Sheep may not be in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
Citizens are not allowed to draw funny faces on their window shades.
Vehicles may not be operated with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Unrestrained giggling while walking on city street is forbidden by law.

[Marksman]

Originally Posted by Snowden

Bizarre Laws of MONTANA

A man and a woman cannot have sex in any position other than missionary style. (Repealed)
Movies that depict acts of felonious crime cannot be shown.
A wife may not open her husband's mail.
Sheep may not be in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
Citizens are not allowed to draw funny faces on their window shades.
Vehicles may not be operated with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Unrestrained giggling while walking on city street is forbidden by law.

whaa?

[USMC5831]

The funny thing is, is the first one stated is still in affect in the military justice system. Thank God they do not worry to much about it or we would have a lot of lifers in Leavenworth.

[conlor]

I hope no one reads these while walking on a city street!