Go Back   Trackpads Community > General Discussions > Humor

Humor Jokes, Jokes and more Joke! Get an interesting one in the email? Share it!

Humor

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 01-31-2005, 01:33   #1 (permalink)
Racy Ol' Lady
 
Snowden's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Silver Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Silver Donations Award Gold Community Medal Gold Threads Medal 
Total Awards: 7
My Mood
My Mood:
Status
Snowden is online now
Post Count
48,278
My Photos
My Photos: 37
Member Flags
United States us maryland
My Referrals
My Referrals: 6
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
Snowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant futureSnowden has a brilliant future
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 448,942.90
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 448,942.90
     
     

 
Default The Threat

The Threat
Our 13 year old niece spent last night with us.
When we dropped her off at home, my sister-in-law asked how she behaved. "She was an angel," I informed her.
"Really?" she questioned.
"Yes, really. A perfect angel." I assured her.
"I just don't understand. Whenever she is with you she is well behaved. Whenever she is at home, she is a monster.
She misbehaves for everyone else. In fact, the teachers at her school drew straws to see who would be stuck with her in their class. How come she always behaves for you?" My sister in law asked.
"I don't know. I guess I just have a way with children. I also try to educate them as well. A child is never to young to learn."
I answered. "What do you mean. What did you teach her?" She inquired.
"Well, for instance, children need to learn about death and dying so they better understand this process. I explained this concept very carefully to her." I informed my sister-in-law.
"Really? You explained this to her at 13?" She asked dumbfounded.
"Well actually she was much younger when I explained this. She now understands death perfectly. Which is good, because it makes threatening her with it, much more effective."
__________________
Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!


MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007
Golden Cookie Award, 2005.
Aug 2006 Perv of the Month
Perv. Outreach Award, 2007
Snowden is online now  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Trackpads Information
Click to Visit
Old 01-31-2005, 19:54   #2 (permalink)
Icing Queen
 
conlor's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Gold Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Army Service Button Silver Community Medal 1 Blue Star 
Total Awards: 9
My Mood
Status
conlor is offline
Post Count
23,986
My Photos
My Photos: 1
Staff Title
EDIV Trivia Coordinator
Member Flags
United States Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 1
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
conlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond repute
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 182,230.02
Bank: 47,355.63
Total T-Bucks: 229,585.65
     
     
 

 
Default Re: The Threat

__________________
Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts.

~2004 winner of The Outreach Award
~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award
~March 2006 Perv of the Month
~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM
~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ
~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient
~2007 MOTY
conlor is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2005, 20:03   #3 (permalink)
Gun Truck Gunner (MK19)
 
scott.voigt's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Army Service Button 1 Blue Star Bronze Community Medal Bronze Threads Medal 
Total Awards: 4
My Mood
Status
scott.voigt is offline
Post Count
1,600
My Photos
My Photos: 6
Member Flags
United States
My Referrals
My Referrals: 0
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
scott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nicescott.voigt is just really nice
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 1,279.00
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 1,279.00

 
Default Re: The Threat

cruel but effective
__________________
"Bustin my ass to save yours"- OIF 03-04
scott.voigt is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-02-2005, 05:48   #4 (permalink)
Pending User
My Awards Rack
Total Awards:
My Mood
Status
USMC5831 is offline
Post Count
9,298
My Photos
My Photos: 0
Member Flags
Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 1
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
USMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to allUSMC5831 is a name known to all
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 27,632.00
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 27,632.00

 
Default Re: The Threat

LMAO sometimes it takes that.
USMC5831 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The Threat in Our Midst Woodmonkey News Articles 0 05-14-2007 18:12
A Non-Credible Threat Woodmonkey News Articles 0 03-26-2007 18:59
world threat centra Point/Counterpoint 4 06-08-2006 19:41
Look Out Below—The Terror Threat From the Sea Woodmonkey Point/Counterpoint 0 03-28-2005 12:27
What do you think of the New Attack threat??? cb88 Point/Counterpoint 31 05-30-2004 15:53


Community Information
Options
Quick Options
Trackpads Non-Commercial Ad
Copyright Information Click to Visit
Time
Server Time
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 22:59.
Copyright
Copyright Information
The header is based off of work by Vipixel.com and modified by this site. Trackpads and the Trackpads Logo are both Registered Trademarks of Jason Edwards and cannot be used without prior written permission.  The only exception is as a link back to this site. Trackpads is a private website run by a small legion of volunteers, 3 dogs, 12.5 cats and an army of small, super smart, bio-engineered mice with pointy hats and tutu's. Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC7
Archive Links
Archive Links
Page generated in 0.57087 seconds with 24 queries