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01-29-2005, 17:39
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| Pending User   |  The Monkey and the Lizard just got this one via e-mail, couldn't help posting it here: A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "Dammmmmmn! Mate!.......How much water did you drink?!!" |
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01-29-2005, 19:00
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| Monkey Mouse   |  Re: The Monkey and the Lizard ~~Woodmonkey makes a note to herself ... no sitting in trees and smoking joints with lizards~~
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01-29-2005, 19:54
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| Icing Queen   | Re: The Monkey and the Lizard LMAO!!!! conlor asks Katie to lend her a piece of paper. Writes down - remember not to drink water from a river that has alligators swimming it in.
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01-29-2005, 20:49
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| Junior Officer   | Re: The Monkey and the Lizard Quote:
Be careful not to use the note to make the joint. That stuff will make you do that 
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