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01-25-2005, 21:42
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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Super Super-market Super Super-market Long lines were suppose to be a thing of the past once our neighborhood supermarket installed a self-serve checkout counter. Customers easily figured it out -- except for the woman at the front of my line. In it's irritating computer-generated voice, the machine kept reminding her to take one item after another out of the scanning zone before she could check the next item. There was a constant.. "Move .... your .... produce" and " Move ... your ...milk" and so on. Everyone in the growing line was getting restless, but even we had to laugh when she left a bag of dinner rolls on the scanner and the machine commanded "Move .... your .... buns."
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01-25-2005, 22:07
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Super Super-market LMAO! 
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01-28-2005, 01:33
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  | Re: Super Super-market where there really nice BUNS?????
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