Invitation

[Snowden]

Party Invitation

You are Invited!!!!!
Due to the cancellation of the Inaugural Ball for
Senator Kerry..There will be a small Soiree'
(pity party) for those who have already bought their attire.

The nights' entertainment will be provided by the
DIXIE CHICKS & Bruce Springsteen.

Tissues for excessive self pity will be furnished by
Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins.

We are pleased to announce DAN RATHER will be our
Master of ceremonies!!!
Yeah!!!!

Cameron Diaz has pledged CUPCAKES!!

What's this?....a Free Screening of Fahrenheit 911!
Thank you, Michael Moore.

Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my
mouth...and stupid falls out."

P Diddy will not be in attendance; he is still trying
to get the vote out. If you see him, tell him that he
was not "disenfranchised" from this event. He can
come home now.

Barbara Streisand is preparing for her next role and
will not be here, (boo hoo); she will be starring as
Teresa Heinz Kerry in the sad story of "Shove It."

Ted Kennedy will be tending the bar (of course). He
demanded a contract first. Serve one, drink two.
Serve two, drink four - - -

Just in....Sour grapes will be provided by the Heinz
Corporation. Cheese is available with the whine.

Larry Flynt will be taking "official" photos -

Terry McAuliffe will be making an appearance - but
only at the window - on the outside looking in.

George Soros will arrive in a gilded chariot pulled by
eight white horses.

Teresa will be stunning in a jeweled hospital gown.
She is coming directly from "election" surgery - had
her lips stapled!

Susan Estrich, being picky about her diet, will be
bringing her own crow.

John Kerry will be flippin the burgers...flipping is
something he has proven to be very good at.

Lots of Ketchup folks, the white house has donated
thousands of bottles of Heinz relish, mustard, and all
the pickles too. A spolesman reports they have
switched to an alternative brand.

Attention all actors: Norman Lear is casting for his
new television show "Fahrenheit 11-2-04 how'd the GOP
do that?"

After counseling guests on moral issues, the Reverend
Jesse Jackson will be sweeping up.

Hope to see you all there...not much else going on.

HILLARY

[conlor]

This is great, Marianne. I'm sending it to all the Dems I know. I'll send it to the Republicans too, so at least some people will get a laugh. LOL!