Captured By Iraqis

[rl71066]

News Anchor Dan Rather and Peter Jennings, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts
and a U.S. Marine were driving through the desert one day when they were
captured by Iraqis. They were tied up, led to the village and brought
before the leader.

The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting
the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have
any last requests?"

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowl full of
hot, spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die
content."

Peter Jennings said "I am Canadian; so I'd like to hear the English
National Anthem one last time". The leader nodded to a terrorist who
studied the United States and knew the music was the same as to 'God
Bless America'. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the
music. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till
the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the butt," said the Marine."
"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt," insisted the
Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the
butt. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the
resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4
carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, the Iraqis
were dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings and Roberts, they asked him,
"Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the
butt?"
"What!?" said the Marine, "And have you three call ME the aggressor??!!"





thought this was funny and wanted to share..

[penumbral_shadow]

omg..... that was tooooo funny .......i cant stop laughing over here ~LMFGDAO~

Originally Posted by rl71066

News Anchor Dan Rather and Peter Jennings, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts
and a U.S. Marine were driving through the desert one day when they were
captured by Iraqis. They were tied up, led to the village and brought
before the leader.

The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting
the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have
any last requests?"

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowl full of
hot, spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die
content."

Peter Jennings said "I am Canadian; so I'd like to hear the English
National Anthem one last time". The leader nodded to a terrorist who
studied the United States and knew the music was the same as to 'God
Bless America'. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the
music. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till
the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the butt," said the Marine."
"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt," insisted the
Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the
butt. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the
resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4
carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, the Iraqis
were dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings and Roberts, they asked him,
"Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the
butt?"
"What!?" said the Marine, "And have you three call ME the aggressor??!!"





thought this was funny and wanted to share..

[conlor]

I see this as being necessary! LMAO!

[frosty0]

Originally Posted by conlor

I see this as being necessary! LMAO!

Yeah me too. How sad is that?

[USMC5831]

LMAO that is sad but true. Thanks for the post I got a kick out of that.

[rl71066]

im glad you guys like it