Dear Dr. White:

[ebbabc]

Dear Doctor White,

I wish to apply for an operation to have me nuts cut off and make me
sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and
having had 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are
useless.

After getting married here in Gander, I was advised by the priest to use
the rhythm method. Despite trying the Tango and the Samba, my wife fell
pregnant, and I ruptured myself doing the Cha-Cha. Apart from that, where do
you find a band when you get the urge at two o'clock in the morning?

Another doctor suggested the safe period. At the time, we were living with
the in-laws and we had to wait 3 weeks for the safe period, when the house
was empty. Needless to say this didn't work, and the wife got pregnant
again.

A lady of several years' experience said if we made love while breast
feeding we would be all right. Well, I finished up with clear skin, silky
hair and was very healthy... but the wife, well she got pregnant yet again.

Another tale we heard was if the wife jumped up and down after intercourse
and this would prevent pregnancy.. She slipped a disk, stubbed her big toe,
but she still got pregnant again..

I asked the pharmacist about the condoms and he demonstrated them, so I
bought a box. My wife fell pregnant again, which did not surprise me as I
never did believe how stretching one of those things over your index finger
could ever help prevent babies.

We tried the coil next but that didn't work. It had a left-hand screw and my
wife is definitely a right-hand screw.

The Dutch cap was next and seemed to be our answer, but my wife got severe
headaches when the only size available was too tight across the forehead.
You must appreciate my problems.

If I can't have the operation I will have to resort to oral sex, though I
can't believe that talking about it is any substitute for the real thing.

Yours sincerely,

Bubba from Conception Bay

[conlor]

LMAO!

[filthybeast]

this kid has problems

[USMC5831]

LMAo you are right beast he has some severe problems.