First year medical students!

[ebbabc]

I first heard this in nursing school in the 40's, but it is funny. Joan


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class
by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important
qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything
involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back
the
sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck
his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his
students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and
sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at
them
and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck
in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention."

[conlor]

Uuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[USMC5831]

LMAO lesson learned.

[frosty0]

hoork

[Jonas]

Yeah!!!