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Old 01-05-2005, 18:09   #1 (permalink)
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Default For all you animal lovers...

For all you animal lovers...


You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals".

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be, sugar?"


The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed... and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.
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Old 01-05-2005, 18:28   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-05-2005, 22:05   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO.

Little girl is no dumby.
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Old 01-07-2005, 14:08   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO she is learning way to early.
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Stay away from that little girl Stay away.
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Stay away from that little girl Stay away.
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