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01-02-2005, 14:24
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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Helpful Hints for Dumbasses Helpful Hints for Dumbasses Don't throw a brick straight up. Don't take long naps while driving. Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them. Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make any more. Don't microwave yourself too often. Don't stick body parts into electrical outlets. When using an acetylene torch, don't feel the flame to see if it's sufficiently hot. If you're on a ball field and someone shouts "Heads up!" don't actually raise your head up. Cover it with your arms and duck. Don't tie yourself to an airplane propeller. When you are in bed remember to close your eyes. No matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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01-02-2005, 20:12
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Helpful Hints for Dumbasses More good advice! 
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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