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Old 12-29-2004, 11:48   #1 (permalink)
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Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet.

He asked the son about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive"

"How much?" asked Grandpa, "$10.00 a pill," answered the son.

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and I'll leave the money under your pillow as soon as I break this bill.

The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. The son said, "I told you each pill was $10.00 not $110.00."

"I know, the hundred is from Grandma."
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Old 12-29-2004, 18:16   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha.... good one, I'll have to remember that one
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Old 12-29-2004, 21:50   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO sounds like a satisfied customer.
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