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12-15-2004, 09:25
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| Junior Officer   |  Life as seen through a dogs eyes & a cats eyes A Dogs Life: 8 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 10 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 11 am - Oh Boy! A nap! My favorite! Noon - Oh Boy! Lunchtime! My favorite! 1 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh Boy! The mailman! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh Boy! A nap! My favorite! 5 pm - Oh Boy! Dad's home! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh Boy! Dinner time! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh Boy! Playing fetch! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh Boy! Television! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in my master's bed! My favorite! A Cats Life: Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with the bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food! More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand must be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can always wait, it's only a matter of time!
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12-15-2004, 20:54
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Life as seen through a dogs eyes & a cats eyes OMG! The truth is out. And I thought my kitties loved me. 
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