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Old 12-12-2004, 20:02   #1 (permalink)
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Default Sex in the home

The stages of sex in marriage. Or you know it's over when.

When 1st married a couple uses every room in the house for sex.

After a few years its down to an impromptu in the living room & mostly in the bedroom.

Add a few more years and its the bedroom only.

You know your married sex life is over when your wife says screw you when passing in the hall.
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Old 12-12-2004, 21:32   #2 (permalink)
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Sad, but true! !!!!!
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Old 12-13-2004, 01:44   #3 (permalink)
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Lol
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:00   #4 (permalink)
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Momma and I must be exceptions.
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I guess this is what I have to look forward to
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