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12-01-2004, 19:48
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   |  Shooting Beaver A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied....."Exactly." |
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12-01-2004, 22:00
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| Icing Queen   |  Re: Shooting Beaver Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! 
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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