| | |
| |||||||
| Forums | Register | Groups | Awards | Arcade | Pets | T-Bucks / T-Store | Invite Your Friends | Blogs | Mark Forums Read |
| Humor Jokes, Jokes and more Joke! Get an interesting one in the email? Share it! |
 Humor | |||||||||
|
|
|
|
| |||||
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools |
11-26-2004, 23:33
| #1 (permalink) |
| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Florida Gators Florida Gators While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "Ain't been any for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward the shore. As he got closer to shore he shouted to the guy again. "What did you do to get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em all."
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
|      |
| Trackpads Information |
| |
|
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| |
|
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| [News Feed] Gators Give Meyer Big Win in SEC Debut (AP) | Forum Mouse | News Articles | 0 | 09-18-2005 16:00 |
| [News Feed] Gavin Dickey on the Move Again for Gators (AP) | Forum Mouse | News Articles | 0 | 08-12-2005 10:00 |
| [News Feed] Berlin Faces Gators One More Time (AP) | Forum Mouse | News Articles | 0 | 12-29-2004 08:00 |
| [News Feed] Florida Gators Returning to Big-Play Ways (AP) | Hannibal | News Articles | 0 | 10-05-2004 22:00 |
| [News Feed] Vols Look for Rare Home Win Vs. Gators (AP) | Hannibal | News Articles | 0 | 09-18-2004 12:00 |
 |  |  |
