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Old 11-20-2004, 12:21   #1 (permalink)
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Default News Release: Democratic party to change their official party symbol

Officials of the Democratic Party announced today that they are planning to change their official party symbol from the less than desirable Jackass that has at times caused them considerable embarrassment. They are now planning a Ad campaign to change the symbol to the Condom. After all as one spokesman was quoted as saying, the Condom has received far more publicity recently than the Jackass, and it was noted that the Condom, Rises with inflation, Promotes cooperation while still limiting production, and gives you a GREAT feeling of security - even though you know you are being screwed.
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Old 11-20-2004, 13:19   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: News Release: Democratic party to change their official party symbol

They could try a jackass wearing a condom!
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