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09-21-2004, 17:16
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| Monkey Mouse   |  For the Men! Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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09-21-2004, 18:57
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| Icing Queen   |  Re: For the Men! 
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09-22-2004, 05:55
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   | Re: For the Men!  I don't think they want to answer... 'cause they know it's true. 
__________________ Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesnt have what it takes." They will say, "Women dont have what it takes." |
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09-22-2004, 08:15
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| unrepentant grunt   | Re: For the Men! Men are smerking everwhere. This is a rip off of the old joke about Officers and NCO's. Leave it to a female to pull a rip off like this. 
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09-22-2004, 14:18
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| Monkey Mouse | Re: For the Men! Quote:
 ~~WM wonders if Beasty is saying that the guy was turned into an officer???~~
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