You Ching - a new game.

[jjvman]

I have been considering some new ideas for games in hopes of providing more fun for Trackpads members. This title is based on the ancient Eastern philosophy manual, "The I Ching". When I was a youth, we often made up those crazy "Confucius say" sayings. For this game, just make up a saying in the form Confucius say "-----------------" making up something funny or silly. It doesn't have to be a truism. You can connect it to other players, but you don't have to. Just adhere to the Trackpads rules of posting.



EXAMPLE: Confucius say "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very messy and sick"

EXAMPLE: Confucius say "He who fart in church must sit in own pew."

Try your own hand Enjoy !!!!!!

[Snowden]

Confucious say, "When rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it."

[jjvman]

Confucius say "When cows come home. milk them"

[Snowden]

Confucious say, "When man lie on hill, he not on level."

[jjvman]

Confucius say "He who fishes for compliments may hook a complaint."

[jjvman]

Confucius say "Man who forget where he put watch will lose time."

[jjvman]

Confucius say "Woman with nice breast implants should tell plastic surgeon "Thanks for the mammaries."