Movie Parody Game

[jjvman]

This game does not rely on previous player posts. Just come up with a recent or well-known movie, make some slight change to the title, the cast or the plot line, to make it into a funny parody.

Opening example:

The Devil Wears Pravda -Starring Barbara Bush as the hard-hitting, demanding editor of the Russian fashion magazine "Novosebirsk Style". Her assistant, Anna Kornikova, helps her obtain the latest fashions for tractor riding farm women.

[jjvman]

Here's another one. "Gone in 30 seconds" - An old man is ready to make love to a young woman, but forgets his Viagra.
Starring - Old Bill Clinton in the lead role.
Britney Spears (without panties) in the young woman role.

[leobold1]

Arma-Get-It-On

Ben Affliction stars in this soft-core porno, in which he must travel to outer space to save the world from a GIANT rogue dildo, for which he makes the ultimate sacrifice.

His acting is actually better in this movie than the original, as it doesn't require him to actually ACT!

[jjvman]

Sounds great, Leobold. Can I get it on DVD yet?

[jjvman]

Crick
Starring Akihito Sandamuri, Chun King and Ichi Bahn

A group of Japanese tourists come to America with the latest cameras. One of them takes pictures of something he shouldn't and a remote control device sends them into a truck loaded with scrap metal that is headed to Japan. The group returns to the USA as a Honda Civic.